Here's a joke for you:


Laughter is the best medicine!

Unless you're treating diarrhea.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

We need some new jokes!

Bob and Jim walk into a bar.
Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink."
The bartender gets him a drink.
Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink."
The bartender gets him another drink.
Finally, Jim asks the bartender, "Why does he call you Donkeyboy?"
"I don't know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that."

One Thanksgiving, two friends were walking down main street when a man comes up to one of them and gives him a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Without hesitation the other friend punches him in the face and knocks him out. The friend holding the turkey said, "why did you punch that nice man?
The second friend said, "He gave you the bird!"

Last night me and my wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television.

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