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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Here's some new jokes

For your browsing approval:

A young farm boy at a dance was trying to make conversation with his dancing partner:
            “You know, you look like Helen Brown”. He commented.
            “I know”, she answered sadly. “And I don’t look so good in yellow either.”

Two old ladies wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the ladies leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other lady leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.
You'll just have to be a little patient."

New Happenings

Things are happening with my Joke Telling project again.
I've noticed there are enough jokes on this blog.
That'a going to change.
I'm getting ready to publish a large collection of jokes with instructions on how to tell a joke.
Stay tuned.
In the meantime:

A young man was bragging to a friend.
“Hey, guess what! I just got engaged to a girl over in Centerville!”
“That’s great!” replied the friend. “What wait a minute, aren’t you engaged to a girl from Farmington?”
“That’s right, I am!” beamed the young man.
“Hang on a minute, how can you be engaged to two girls in two different towns?”
The young man smiled confidently. “I’ve got a bicycle.”