Here's a joke for you:


Laughter is the best medicine!

Unless you're treating diarrhea.

Friday, October 30, 2015

Win my book contest!

Tell me a joke!

The first one who does, wins a kindle copy of my new book,

You Must Be Joking!

Click here to check it out

Just visit my blog and leave your joke in the comments section, and the first joke wins!

Listen in when I'm interviewed by Lynda Brown!

I'm excited to have the opportunity to be interviewed by Lynda Brown on The Author Chat Show!

Please tune in be apart of the show!

Also, keep an eye out for give-aways that I will be doing really soon!

click below for a link to the show!

Author Chat with Lynda D Brown

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

And don't forget to visit my Kindle page!

Okay, enjoy a joke!
But don't forget to visit my Kindle page.

The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.
"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."
"I insist on another room!!" said the drunk.
"Very good, sir. I`ll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.
"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."

You Must Be Joking!

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat.
The Doctor explained to the man that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up it's food.
"What you need to do is gently file the upper bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful because the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water it'll drown."
The man goes about his business and about a week later the Doctor runs into his patient.
"Well, how is that duck of yours?" the Doctor inquires.
"He's dead." declared the heartbroken man.
"I told you not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned didn't he?" insisted the Doctor.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

You Must Be Joking! The book is now available on Kindle!

Oh happy day!

I hope all you jokers will check it out.
Now what do you do?
Visit us often, and share your jokes, and share your comments and your observations.
And visit our facebook page:

You Must Be Joking  Our facebook page:

Remember: I love go visit groups of all kinds and give my presentation on joke telling, and how it relates to communication.
It's lots of fun, and everybody participates.

Now, get ready for some really good jokes. There's so much to discover about humor.

And visit our Kindle site, where you can BUY MY BOOK!!

Buy "You Must Be Joking" here:

Monday, October 19, 2015

Something big is coming! Until then, let's hear it for the senior crowd!

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

couple of one liners

The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

Here's a joke for October!

A recently divorced woman moved back to her home town hoping to start over again. While making a dentist appointment she was surprised to see she recognized the dentist’s name as a good looking boy from her high school almost 25 years earlier. However, upon walking into the dentist’s office, she quickly realized he must be someone else. He was bald, had a big beer belly, and looked a lot older. Just to be sure though, on her way out she asked him if he went to the high school that she had attended.
“Yeah”, he responded, “I graduated in 91.”
“Oh my gosh”, the woman excitedly said “you were in my class.”
“Really”, he said that’s interesting, “what class did you teach?”