Here's a joke for you:


Laughter is the best medicine!

Unless you're treating diarrhea.

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Here's a few new jokes for you:

What do you get when you cross a horse with a donkey?
A mule.
What do you get when you cross a highway with a pogo stick?
Run over.

My mom has become addicted to watching "Dancing with the Stars".
We're forcing her to enroll in a two step program.

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife watched with admiration, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you some lemonade," she suggested smiling.
"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.
He sits in the bath for a while with his nice drink. After a while she brings him his bathrobe and tells him she’s got the bed all made up for him so he can take a nap.
"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.
When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long and loud wind.
Moments later, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer and a rubber container.
"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.
"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."

I went to see my dentist because I had a concern.
I said to him, "I have yellow teeth! What do you recommend?"
He said, "How about a brown tie?"

A guy on a tractor just rode past shouting, "It's the end of the world!"
I think it was Farmer Geddon.

A divorce lawyer asked a woman who had come to visit him, "Tell me madam, why do you want to get a divorce?"
The woman replied, "My husband treats me like a dog."
The lawyer asked, "Does he mistreat you? Does he hit you?"
The woman replied, "No, he wants me to be faithful to him."

I went into the local pet shop and told the sales girl I wanted to buy some gold fish.
She asked me, "Would you like an aquarium?"
I told her, "I don't care what their sign is."

Sunday, June 12, 2016

The first story telling experience!

It was really amazing.
Perfect day for a fair!
It was raining all day. The Kaysville Arts and Music in the Park fair went forward anyway.
So there weren't many people out and around. But we had a nice kiosk tent, and people were crowded in there, listening to the story tellers.
I went on at 5:00, and I told two stories. I'm going to post the video here later. I told a story about Butch Cassidy, and I told a story about my own kids.
People seemed to connect with what I was saying, so I'm excited to see where all this will lead.
Does this mean that I won't be giving joke seminars anymore? Does this mean I've given up my quest to be funny?
My stories contained LOTS of humor, and I know that future stories will be even FUNNIER!
And I am pursuing new Joke Seminar venues.
Please stay tuned!!