Here's a joke for you:


Laughter is the best medicine!

Unless you're treating diarrhea.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

couple of one liners

The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

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