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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Here's some new jokes

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A young farm boy at a dance was trying to make conversation with his dancing partner:
            “You know, you look like Helen Brown”. He commented.
            “I know”, she answered sadly. “And I don’t look so good in yellow either.”

Two old ladies wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the ladies leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other lady leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.
You'll just have to be a little patient."

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