Bill gets called into
the manager’s office. The boss asks him to sit down.
“Bill,” he says, “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, but over the past five years you’ve never been late or sick even one time, and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a new car sound?”
Bill shrugged his shoulders and said, “Vrooom! Vrooooom!”
And:
My wife: I fell into a large vat of milk today and almost drowned!
Me: Pasteurized?
My wife: No, just up to my neck.
“Bill,” he says, “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, but over the past five years you’ve never been late or sick even one time, and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a new car sound?”
Bill shrugged his shoulders and said, “Vrooom! Vrooooom!”
And:
My wife: I fell into a large vat of milk today and almost drowned!
Me: Pasteurized?
My wife: No, just up to my neck.
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