“Bill,” he says, “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, but over the past five years you’ve never been late or sick even one time, and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a new car sound?”
Bill shrugged his shoulders and said, “Vrooom! Vrooooom!”
My wife: I fell into a large vat of milk today and almost drowned!
My wife: No, just up to my neck.