Here's a joke for you:


Laughter is the best medicine!

Unless you're treating diarrhea.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Quick one liners:

I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick. She's still not talking to me.

I broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend. ...
I thought she was seeing someone else.

Capitalization can really change a sentence. For example:
I love to eat candy.
I love to eat capitalization.

I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

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