Here's what's happening next!

On Saturday, May 7th, at Noon, I'll be presenting my joke telling seminar again!
DON'T MISS IT!
We're going to have a blast!
It's all in conjunction with the promotion of my book, You Must Be Joking.
It's FREE on Amazon Kindle right now!

click here for You Must Be Joking!

Come ready to participate, we're going to tell LOTS of good jokes!

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

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I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

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How many skunks does it take to change a light bulb?

A phew.

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I'm so excited spring is here, I think I'm going to wet my plants.

Holy crap, it's free!

Holy crap, it's free!

Yes, in honor of my recent television appearance (thank you thank you)

I'm offering my book, "You Must Be Joking" TOTALLY FREE OF CHARGE (for five days) (ebook from Kindle)

Get it while it lasts!!!

You'll find 13 chapters of joke telling instruction, and around 600 wonderful jokes that you can learn, tell, and collect.

Act now!

Click here to buy "You Must Be Joking!"

And since all you jokers are being so nice, 

here's a great joke for you:

Bob frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag door prize is given out. One week, Bob is presented with a toilet brush.

''What the hell is this?'' he asks the pastor.

''Why, it's a toilet brush.''

''Ooh, I see,'' says Bob.

A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Bob how the brush is working.

''Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper.''

Here's the tv spot!

Take a look at segment I did with Brooke Walker on Studio 5!

It was so much fun! The whole staff on that show is SO COOL!

You Must Be Joking on Studio 5!

Wow. Just Wow.

Brooke Walker!
I'm a fan.
Having the opportunity to be a guest on Studio 5 was a REAL KICK!
I appreciate the chance to share my stuff.
I met some wonderful people, and had a lot of fun!
Our upcoming seminar at the Bountiful Library was mentioned.
Saturday May 7th at 12:00 noon.
It's going to be great!!!

Anyway,
IT WAS GREAT TO TALK ABOUT HUMOR AND JOKES ON TV!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS!

I know so little about television!
So.
My interview segment on Studio 5 with Brooke Walker,
Will be TAPED tomorrow (Thursday)
AND...
Will be AIRED on FRIDAY, the 15th of April, at 11:00.
It will still be great.
Sorry for any confusion I may have caused.

Studio 5 with Brooke Walker

Lots of news today!

Are you sitting down? First. On April 14th, at 11:00 am, (Thursday)I'm going to be a guest on Studio 5, with Brooke Walker! Wow! What will we be talking about? Well, my book, AND TWO UPCOMING JOKE TELLING SEMINARS!

The first will be Thursday April 14th, at 6:30 At the Sandy library. 10100 Petunia Way, Sandy, UT

The second will be Saturday May 7th, at 12:00 noon at the Bountiful Library.

Stay tuned!

Here are the new jokes you were looking for:

I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket.

He said, "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A Spanish speaking magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three.

He said "Uno, dos"

 *POOF*. 

He disappeared without a tres.

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I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick. She's still not talking to me.

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I broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend.

I thought she was seeing someone else.

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Capitalization can really change a sentence. For example:

I love to eat candy.

I love to eat capitalization.

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Bubba tells his friends all about his new Thermos Jug. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold".

“So what do you have in there?” They want to know.

"Hot stew and iced tea."

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This hillbilly is traveling down the road when a highway patrolman pulls him over.

"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asks.

"Bout what?" the hillbilly replies.

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My boss says he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I've got a hunch it might be me.

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on the broom.