Here's a joke for you:


Laughter is the best medicine!

Unless you're treating diarrhea.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Holy crap, it's free!

Holy crap, it's free!
Yes, in honor of my recent television appearance (thank you thank you)
I'm offering my book, "You Must Be Joking" TOTALLY FREE OF CHARGE (for five days) (ebook from Kindle)
Get it while it lasts!!!
You'll find 13 chapters of joke telling instruction, and around 600 wonderful jokes that you can learn, tell, and collect.

Act now!

And since all you jokers are being so nice, 
here's a great joke for you:

Bob frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag door prize is given out. One week, Bob is presented with a toilet brush.
''What the hell is this?'' he asks the pastor.
''Why, it's a toilet brush.''
''Ooh, I see,'' says Bob.
A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Bob how the brush is working.
''Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper.''

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