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Laughter is the best medicine!

Unless you're treating diarrhea.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Joke for November

My dad went into a men's store to buy a suit. He asked the salesman to show him something cheap.
The salesman told him to look in the mirror.

On her son's seventeenth birthday, a mother pleadingly asked,
"Son, Promise me you won't smoke! Please don't let me find out you've been smoking from idle gossip in the neighborhood."
"Don't worry about me," replied her son. "I quit smoking a year ago."

Is the supreme court really just a regular court, but with sour cream and tomatoes?

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