A man walked up to me and said, "Stick'em down!"
"Don't you mean stick'em up?"
"No wonder I haven't been making any money!"
A wealthy man put his son through college, even though the
kid was kind of stupid.
One day the kid came home and said, "They gave me a
fud."
"A fud? What's a fud?" asked the exasperated
father.
"How should I know?" answered the kids
defensively.
"But that's what it says on the paper. PhD. fud"
"There are advantages and disadvantages about this
property," said the honest real estate agent. "To the north is the
gas works, to the east a glue factory, to the south a fish and chip shop, and
to the west a sewage plant. Those are the disadvantages."
"What are the advantages?" asked the prospective
buyer.
The agent replied, "You can always tell which way the
wind is blowing."
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