Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Three good jokes for Thanksgiving!
A man walked up to me and said, "Stick'em down!"
"Don't you mean stick'em up?"
"No wonder I haven't been making any money!"
A wealthy man put his son through college, even though the kid was kind of stupid.
One day the kid came home and said, "They gave me a fud."
"A fud? What's a fud?" asked the exasperated father.
"How should I know?" answered the kids defensively.
"But that's what it says on the paper. PhD. fud"
"There are advantages and disadvantages about this property," said the honest real estate agent. "To the north is the gas works, to the east a glue factory, to the south a fish and chip shop, and to the west a sewage plant. Those are the disadvantages."
"What are the advantages?" asked the prospective buyer.
The agent replied, "You can always tell which way the wind is blowing."