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Monday, November 16, 2015

Three great jokes!

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning the old gentleman.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," he answered.
Husband to wife "would you still love me if I were broke?"
Wife to husband, "Yes, I would and I would miss you too!"
A man in a bar finds himself attracted to a woman sitting at the bar. He is very shy but would really like to talk to her.
His friend says to him, "It’s easy. Just go over and say your favorite pick up line."
The shy man decided to try it and goes over to the woman and says, "Ford, F series."

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